Sexual Stupids

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  • Anonymous

A few bad thoughts about sex from the Anonymous bin:

I used to think "oral sex" meant talking dirty...

In 1st grade my friend told me that sex is when a boy and girl take all of their clothes off and kiss each other. I believed that false truth until 3rd grade too.

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3 Responses to Sexual Stupids

  1. April February 15, 2010 at 2:46 am | Permalink | Reply

    well, i used to think a blow job was literally just blowing on a guys dick. and i always wondered, how would that feel so good?! why do they want that so much? couldnt they use a fan? yeah...

  2. kp February 15, 2010 at 7:14 pm | Permalink | Reply

    A fan would never direct a suitable enough stream of air. Vacuum cleaner with the appropriate nozzle while set on reverse? Hell yeah.

    • april March 2, 2010 at 5:28 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Yup, some intense blowing action right there!

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