How not to use a phone

From the anonymous bin:

When I was in Kindergarten, I attended a friend's birthday party. While I was there, I took a mental note of his house number (address). The next morning, I woke up before everyone else in the house and decided to call my friend on the telephone. With great expertise (having watched my parents use the telephone in the past), I dialed his two digit house number. I was confused and disappointed when I was unable to reach him. I couldn't figure out what was wrong with the phone.

Post Image: K. Praslowicz

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