The Tale of The Peculiar Stalker

When I was a child, I thought that there was this woman who was stalking me, going to all the places I went to. I recognized her face at malls, convenience stores, movie theaters, and even on vacation on the other side of the continent. I was bewildered.

"Why," I asked myself, "do these slanted, vacant eyes, jowly cheeks, and slobbery lips haunt me so?" I could not figure out why I was seeing that same woman everywhere.

Well.

Turns out I was just seeing various women with Down's Syndrome.

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