Peanut Butter Hair Formula

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  • Rowland
  • Nashville

I used to be quite stupid: I took everyone on television as real.

On one particular occasion I was watching some infomercial as a child on the art of hair restoration. One of the ingredients in this natural solution was peanut butter. My kid brother was nine months old and was lacking in the hair department. I figured that I would help him.

That evening I took a spoon and a jar of peanut butter and covered his entire scalp. When my mother arrived home from work that night she was less than amused.

Perhaps the infomercial in questions was The Peanut Button Solution?

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7 Responses to Peanut Butter Hair Formula

  1. K. Praslowicz May 10, 2010 at 11:58 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I think I'd rather come home to this than another situation where my teenage son has applied peanut butter to himself in an attempt to lure the family dog into a devious act.

    But I'm not a parent, so I may be wrong.

    • Tristan Cuschieri May 19, 2010 at 10:41 am | Permalink | Reply

      A devious act? That was far too specific to not have a story associated with it.

      • I Used To Be Stupid May 20, 2010 at 9:51 am | Permalink | Reply

        Some things are best left to the imagination.

  2. Nerdywordie May 28, 2010 at 12:58 am | Permalink | Reply

    I think you saw the same, mildly-traumatizing kids' movie called "The Peanut Butter Solution". If you watch it now, you will see it is nightmare-worthy. In it, a kid loses his hair and is given a peanut butter treatment by creepy old people who are really ghosts and then his art teacher captures him to harvest his hair for paintbrushes.

    Cocaine is one helluva drug.

    • I Used To Be Stupid May 28, 2010 at 8:29 am | Permalink | Reply

      That film looks amazingly bad. I'm adding the trailer to the body of this post.

    • Leah June 2, 2010 at 4:53 pm | Permalink | Reply

      I saw that freaky movie as a kid. Truly, truly scary. My brother and I still talk about it because we both had nightmares after watching it.

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