Peanut Butter Hair Formula
May 10th, 2010- Rowland
- Nashville
I used to be quite stupid: I took everyone on television as real.
On one particular occasion I was watching some infomercial as a child on the art of hair restoration. One of the ingredients in this natural solution was peanut butter. My kid brother was nine months old and was lacking in the hair department. I figured that I would help him.
That evening I took a spoon and a jar of peanut butter and covered his entire scalp. When my mother arrived home from work that night she was less than amused.
Perhaps the infomercial in questions was The Peanut Button Solution?
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I think I'd rather come home to this than another situation where my teenage son has applied peanut butter to himself in an attempt to lure the family dog into a devious act.
But I'm not a parent, so I may be wrong.
A devious act? That was far too specific to not have a story associated with it.
Some things are best left to the imagination.
I think you saw the same, mildly-traumatizing kids' movie called "The Peanut Butter Solution". If you watch it now, you will see it is nightmare-worthy. In it, a kid loses his hair and is given a peanut butter treatment by creepy old people who are really ghosts and then his art teacher captures him to harvest his hair for paintbrushes.
Cocaine is one helluva drug.
That film looks amazingly bad. I'm adding the trailer to the body of this post.
I saw that freaky movie as a kid. Truly, truly scary. My brother and I still talk about it because we both had nightmares after watching it.
Now I really want to see this movie! I wonder if Netflix has it?