Strange Place For Your Wallet

Submitted By
  • Rebecca
  • Toronto

Rebecca from Toronto tells us how she developed a fear of money:

My Mother told me to always be very careful with money. I should always wash my hands after handling it and I should never, ever put it anywhere near my mouth because it was the filthiest thing in the world.

I some how decided that this was because people kept their money in their bum.

Of course, once I had some money of my own, I quickly realized this was not the case. Unfortunately the idea stuck with me rather a long time and as a cashier during high school, I would get quite sick when someone would hand me paper money that was at all.... damp.

Damp money is never fun. But most people wouldn't put money in their butt right? Right?

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2 Responses to Strange Place For Your Wallet

  1. meri June 17, 2010 at 1:33 am | Permalink | Reply

    sick, sick, sick. I actually laughed so loud I woke my DH up.

  2. I Used To Be Stupid July 2, 2010 at 9:28 am | Permalink | Reply

    I can't think of a suitable meaning to DH. Please educate.

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