Jumping into Books

When I was little I thought that you could jump into the TV or a picture in a book, like on Blue's Clues. So I got a running start at our TV and jumped at it. Of course I bounced off the thick glass screen and it hurt a lot. But the really stupid part is that I would do this over and over and go through this ritual with different TVs and books. I finally stopped when I broke my brother's atlas by jumping on it.

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