The Flat Kid

Flatty attempts to get flat.

I had this brilliant idea as a child from watching cartoons. I thought that if I was smashed between too hard objects, I would be flat. So, I convinced my two younger siblings to push the bedroom door against the wall as hard as they could while I was between the door and the wall. When this did not flatten me, I had them put the plywood sandbox cover on top of me then jump up and down. All that was flattened was my poor, broken nose. I know my mom called me stupid more than once on that trip to the emergency room.

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