War War III

Up until about the age of eight, I thought that World War II and World War I were actually called "War War II" and "War War I". My logic behind this was that these conflicts were so big, so extreme that they weren't just wars, they were WAR WARS! It wasn't until I asked my 3rd grade teacher if the next one would be called "War War War" or a "War War III" (a logical query!) that someone finally explained it to me.

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