From the anonymous bin:

When I was in Kindergarten, I attended a friend’s birthday party. While I was there, I took a mental note of his house number (address). The next morning, I woke up before everyone else in the house and decided to call my friend on the telephone. With great expertise (having watched my parents use the telephone in the past), I dialed his two digit house number. I was confused and disappointed when I was unable to reach him. I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the phone.

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Steve gets confused about televisions.

I used to think that the television was just a big telephone with a screen. So when I watched my favorite shows like Mr. Dressup and Bill Nye I would yell into the speakers to try and talk to them. I never understood why they didn’t answer me until my mom walked in at me with my mouth pretty much on the speaker and got a little confused. She then proceeded to explain the differences between TVs and telephones.

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