Rebecca from Toronto tells us how she developed a fear of money:

My Mother told me to always be very careful with money. I should always wash my hands after handling it and I should never, ever put it anywhere near my mouth because it was the filthiest thing in the world.

I some how decided that this was because people kept their money in their bum.

Of course, once I had some money of my own, I quickly realized this was not the case. Unfortunately the idea stuck with me rather a long time and as a cashier during high school, I would get quite sick when someone would hand me paper money that was at all.... damp.

Damp money is never fun. But most people wouldn't put money in their butt right? Right?

From an anonymous submitter:

I used to think girls peed out of their butts until I found out about vaginas which was probably around third grade.

I'm pretty sure girls pee from their urethra, but at least you're getting closer!