When I was little, while riding in the car at night, I thought that there were two types of of cars... ones with red lights and ones with white lights. Our car was always a red light car and for some reason, I was jealous of all the white light cars.

Of course it was just that all I could see were red taillights in our lane, and the white headlights of the oncoming cars.

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Recreating an old Far Side joke, Derrick submits the following:

I used to be really stupid. I used to ride around in the car with my mother and listen to the radio. It blew my mind that an entire band could fit somewhere in the car. Where did they hide and just how small were they? How come cant see them when I peek into the speakers? Do they play in the dark. What do they eat, or do they just work 9-5 and then go home. Who picks up the night shift when the regular band goes home?

I WAS that stupid