Recreating an old Far Side joke, Derrick submits the following:

I used to be really stupid. I used to ride around in the car with my mother and listen to the radio. It blew my mind that an entire band could fit somewhere in the car. Where did they hide and just how small were they? How come cant see them when I peek into the speakers? Do they play in the dark. What do they eat, or do they just work 9-5 and then go home. Who picks up the night shift when the regular band goes home?

I WAS that stupid