A few bad thoughts about sex from the Anonymous bin:

I used to think "oral sex" meant talking dirty...

In 1st grade my friend told me that sex is when a boy and girl take all of their clothes off and kiss each other. I believed that false truth until 3rd grade too.

A mysterious stranger shares their version of what it was like to think that humans get pregnant via kissing.

Up until 6th grade, I had a very wrong idea of how babies were born. See, when I was only five, a boy kissed me right in front of my mom. The next morning, my parents told me that I have to marry him now that he kissed me. From this, I derived the conclusion that this boy got me pregnant by kissing me, and that it's not proper to be pregnant and unmarried.

Later on in my short childhood, I saw a video of how an egg is fertilized. The sperm touches the egg, etc. etc. And from this bloomed my incredibly off idea that when I kiss a boy, his sperm goes down my esophagus and gets to my egg, which is in my stomach. Ten the baby grows up in my stomach eating my food until he is ready and is excreted through my anus.

When a boy at school finally told me how babies are really born, I told him he's wrong, and proceeded to explain to him how babies are really really born (in my opinion, at the time.)

Even more amazing than the last time the 'Kissing makes me pregnant' scenario came up.

Ruthie from Wisconsin raises the bar while learning how humans reproduce:

The household I was raised in was very religious, so I was quite lacking in education about the birds and the bees.

In my teen years when I had my first boyfriend, this resulted in my believing that I was pregnant the first time he kissed me. It went so far that I even wore loose fitting cloths for a period of time after he kissed me so that no one would notice when I started to show.

I now have three children and a grandchild of my own, so I think I managed to figure out the proper way to reproduce since that kiss.