White Milk. White Bunny.

When I was young I had a white rabbit. I always thought that the only way for it to stay white was to wash it with milk. So I did. A couple of times. Poor bunny. I don't remember what happen to him. I am sure I didn't dunk it in a glass of milk and eat it with my cookies.

The Easter Chick

MelodicMom sends in this happy Easter tale:

When I was very young, my crazy aunt decided to give me a baby chick for Easter as a pet (to my parents' horror). I was a huge animal lover and proudly named my chick "Chicky." I had overheard a relative say that it was dumb for someone to give young children chicks as pets, and that the chicks should be free. I didn't want my little chick to be a prisoner, so I marched outside, threw Chicky in the air, and yelled, "You're free Chicky! Fly away!!"

Poor Chicky hit the ground. No one told me that he couldn't fly.

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Fish Don't Like Juice Drinks?

Michelle from New York sends in the following:

I used to be stupid when I was a child. I poured grape Juicy Juice into my father's fish tank. Why?...because I thought the fish were thirsty. Needless to say all of my fish died, and then my dad decided to give me a haircut himself. I think it was his revenge.

Know the old saying Drinks like a fish? I think she managed to debunk it.